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- Postitusi: 558
- Liitunud: 18 Okt 2005, 09:42
- Tsikkel: rod ja pooleli xs
- Asukoht: Tallinn
- Tänatud: 1 kord
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you m_th_r f_ck_r
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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f_ck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you m_th_r f_ck_r
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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f_ck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand ...
I don't give a shit, I don't take any shit, I'm not in the shit busines!
I don't give a shit, I don't take any shit, I'm not in the shit busines!
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