Huumorit

[bigdog]

"Perekooli" foorumist

K:
kuhu soovitate 5 kuusega Tallinnas ujumise tundi minna.
Sobiks kesklinna või Pirita kandis.

V:
soovitan pirita rannas mõni eraldatud koht otsida sest 5 kuuske on siiski päris suur kogus ning inimesed ei pruugi mõista miks sa neid vette tirima hakkad.

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Et järgmine lugu oleks siin eesti keeles avaldamiseks vististi liiga ropp siis kriban selle inglise keeles.

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day?

1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
3. See if they could finally do the splits.
4. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet.
5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
10. Finally find that damned G-spot.