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No Paws For Thought
Call Center | Canada

Me: “Hello, [Public Transport], how can I help you?”

Caller: “Hi, do you allow cats on your buses?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry, but only service animals are allowed on the bus.”

Caller: “But she’s a very quiet cat! The airline let me take her!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but those are the rules. We can’t allow animals on board.”

(We go back and forth like this for a few minutes.)

Caller: desperately “What if I say she’s a seeing-eye cat? I could put a little collar on her saying she’s a seeing-eye cat.”

Me: “I don’t think that’s going to work.”

Caller: “What if I dress her like a dog?”

Me: “They’re not going to buy that.”

Caller: “Why not?!”

(The conversation continues in a similar fashion.)

Caller: “You’re not allowed to hang up on me, are you?”

Me: “No, ma’am.”

Caller: “I feel sorry for you.”

Darkest Africa
Travel Agency | London, UK

(At my travel agency, the wall behind my desk has a very large world map. I happen to be sitting in front of Africa. A customer seats herself at my desk.)

Me: “Good morning, and where are you thinking of going?”

Customer: “Well I was thinking of–” customers eyes widen as they glance at the map behind me

Me: “Is everything alright?”

Customer: “Your map! Take it down! It’s been vandalized by racists!”

Me: “It has? Where?”

Customer: pointing “Right there! In the middle of Africa of all places!”

(The customer is pointing at the large West African country ‘Niger’.)

Me: “Ah, well that’s actually the name of the country. It’s not a racist term.”

Customer: “Are you sure?”

Me: “Positive. We actually offer a safari in West Africa if you’re interested?”

Customer: “Oh, no thanks. I already have somewhere I’d like to go to.”

Me: “Excellent! And where is that?”

Customer: “Montenegro.”

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